When in Palo Alto

Downtown Palo Alto on a Friday

Expectation:

Reality:

When people pretend like they’ve been into the Warriors since before this season

Trying to get into the hot tubs at Watercourse Way gracefully

When my friend who works at a fancy startup keeps bragging about all the free perks they get

When a coffee shop doesn’t have free WiFi

the-izzy-bolt asked: What middle school did you go to? Terman, Jordan, or JLS?

JLS Panthers, baby

Dear Stanford water polo team,

When my friends want to go to Three Seasons

When I have to use the bathroom at the Nuthouse

and it’s just as disgusting as I remembered:

Trying to describe my experience at Camp Anytown